jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus



thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”



happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day



whovian-at-hogwarts:

geronimeow:

waltherwhites:

remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

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Donna doesn’t

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justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will have XX or XY chromosomes

X sperm swims slower than Y sperm, but the Y can’t swim for as long as the X. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be XY

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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(Source: samthewilson)





officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)



ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off



worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

(Source: koreanmulan)



I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)